The Paternity Test Scheme
The group hatches a plan to prove Balvinder’s paternity through a veterinary test. Ballu resists, torn between pride and desperation: “My child should grow up eating pizza, not bricks!” Friends push him: “You’re a father now—bring your child home!” A medical conspiracy forms: “We’ll call Balvinder to the hospital… fake beards, blood samples.” The absurdity peaks as they debate disguises and ethical boundaries, blending urgency with dark humor.
The ED Raid Farce
Chaos erupts when officials raid Ballu’s home, accusing him of illegal transactions. Ballu’s bumbling defiance (“I’m Balvinder Sood, fit and fine!”) clashes with threats of jail: “Your kids will be tall by the time you’re out!” The scene devolves into slapstick as Ballu offers bribes (“30 mine, 70 yours!”) and neighbors gossip about “treasure in the house.” The raid exposes Ballu’s vulnerability but underscores his stubbornness.
The Car Accident and Hospital Chaos
A near-fatal car accident amplifies the madness. Rishi and Shalu argue while transporting an unconscious Ballu: “He’s thick-skinned… won’t die!” A collision with Renu’s car escalates tensions: “You drove drunk? Government says don’t drink!” The group’s incompetence shines as they fumble through lies (“Change clothes before the hospital!”) and mock-dramatic confessions (“I felt something when he caught me!”).
Medical Deception and Moral Conflict
At the hospital, the group coerces a doctor into aiding their paternity test. Emotional manipulation (“Save my family!”) clashes with ethics: “I won’t break my oath!” A reluctant doctor teaches them to draw blood (“Needle pricks… body reacts”*), while Deepu grapples with guilt: “I can’t fool my family anymore.” The scene teeters between desperation and dark comedy.
Revelations and Unresolved Tensions
The transcript ends with fragmented threats and confessions. Ballu’s allies vow to expose lies (“Your betrayal will come out!”), while familial bonds strain: “I love my family… but wrong is happening!” The chaotic tone lingers—rituals, accidents, and medical drama collide, leaving truths dangling and alliances fractured.
